Christ, go back to the 80s for an afternoon, lose a year. Apartment damned well burned down, dive bar's gone, an' now ya went and got imported government officials. And ain't that a proud show of the American way for all the kids at home. Here's to destiny manifested, eh?

[He raises he flask to the screen with a chuckle in a small salute]How the ( Read more... )

I ain’t much for speeches, so I’ll cut it quick and say it’s a damn relief to see they kept the date straight in these parts. Uniforms Holiday Bill my patriotic ass ( Read more... )

[Eddie is seated in what is obviously a bar, wearing his full uniform, the domino mask in place. He has a cigar clenched between his teeth, and is holding the camera up to his face with one hand.]

Well ain’t this a piece of goddamn progress right here. A man can insult an entire city of people to their face without leavin’ the comfort of his local ( Read more... )